In an episode of “Dead Ringers”, there was a parody of one of those spouse-swapping shows. They placed ‘The Doctor’ with a family of Cybermen. And at one point they gave him a blow by blow description of their photo albums, to which the doctor addressed the private video camera in his bedroom: “Not even the Daleks ever subjected me to anything quite as ass-numblingly painful as that.”
And that, dear reader, sums up my day at work perfectly.