CassieHasWebsite

By John Lacey on August 19th, 2008

CassieHasWebsite

Regular readers may remember earlier coverage of this farce – er, sorry “Australian Drama Event” – last month. Since that time ‘Cassie’ has found herself in the pages of The Daily Telegraph and she even has a fantastic new website. Sadly the whole caper hasn’t become any less silly…

The date, according to the website, is November 23rd 2012 and there is only enough water in Bourke for another two weeks. (Does no one else think it strange that despite this dire water situation she is pictured constantly around large rivers, and that many of her “vlogs” take place either in the pool or straight after a swimming session?)

Oh, and it gets better (or worse?)! If you, like actress Kate Bell, have decided being in 2008 is too much of a drag you can teleport yourself into the future and create your own fabricated video contribution.

$CassieHasWebsite - \"Your Voice\"$

Oh! Oh! Oh! But wait, there’s still more!

After you’ve produced free content for Channel Nine, uploaded it to their site and given them permission to do whatever the hell they like with it – you can buy it back from them in DVD format! Its more inspired than selling coal to Newcastle, surely?

Sadly after subscribing to me (and many others) last month, it doesn’t appear she will be hanging out in YouTube land much either. [Damn, I needed those extra views!]