Backwards Backwards!

A collection of backwards things inspired by LilyLauren’s tweet obsession.

Before They Were Touched Up!
Celebrities Before and After Photoshop
Via @alicam

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat! Nobody Puts Sharky In The Corner
Via @NathanaelB

Various Tweets to a theme from @LilyLauren

• If you watch Friends backwards, Courtney Cox seems to get older somehow. I think it’s the hair.
  


• If you watch Neverending Story backwards it’s still only an hour and a half long.


• If you watch American History X backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a successful productive member of society into a crazy streetperson.


• If you watch “Raiders of the Lost Ark” backwards, it’s about a professor who obtains a magical box from the government that creates Nazis.


• Watch Gremlins backwards & you learn that all you have to do is feed a monster after midnight and it’ll turn into acute, cuddly fur ball.


• If you watch clockwork orange backward, it’s a story of a boy getting owned all around, and then revenge.


• Supersize me backwards is about a guy who vomits hamburgers until he loses 20 kg and regains his health.


• My day backwards would be about a cat who throws up &meows until I open a can of tuna. Actually, it’s the same way forwards & backwards.


• Watch monty python backwards There’s a wonderful scene where Arthur puts a man’s arms & legs right back onto his body using only his sword!


• If you watch “Night of the Living Dead” backwards it’s about a whole race of zombies fighting not to become human.


• If you watch dave hughes backwards you seeing him gradually getting funnier and gaining followers


• If you watch Desperate housewives backward you’d realize they’re still so desperate.


• If you watch lord of the rings backwards this short guy gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the three films walking home.


• If you watch Sound of Music backwards its about a woman who gets so tired of listening to children sing that she runs away to become a nun.


• If you watch The Karate Kid backwards it’s about this karate champ that just kinda slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.


• If you watch Jeopardy! backwards, it’s a show about rich people paying money for answers to stupid questions.


• Godzilla backwards yields the greatest fire & rescue character of all time.


• If you watch Rocky backwards, it’s a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so severely that he’s forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.


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• If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, Xzibit will take a car out of a car.


• If you watch Heroes backwards you realise that it’s been getting progressively better over time.


• If you watch benjamin button backwards, its Forest Gump.


• If you listen to Rick Astley backwards, he will: * Run around and desert you * Let you down * Give you up


• If you watch the credit crisis backwards, you’ll notice that the banks eventually tell people they need good credit to mortgage a home.


• If you watch Rocky backwards, it’s a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so severely that he’s forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.


• If you play country music backwards, the singer gets his truck, wife, and dog back and gives up drinking.


• If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.


• If you watch porn backwards Its about a husband vacuuming semen off his wife’s face before putting on his plumbing jumpsuit & going to work.


• If you watch The Exorcist backwards it’s about a girl who’s very sick until she eats some pea soup and finally gets better


• If you watch the movie `Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. [See video above]

And finally some comments pertaining to the Twitter Backwardness.

From @snarkosaurus:

If you read @Lilylauren’s tweets backwards, it’s a descent into madness.

From @richokinetic:

@Lilylauren if you watch synchronized swimming backwards it’s still not a sport

Isn’t Twitter such a happy time-waster? Follow me.

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